Beaumont: I demand an audience.
Me: Excuse me?
Beau: You heard me. I need to be heard. Now.
Me: Well, aren’t we just the demanding sort this morning.
Beau: I already said that.
Me: Ya. Ya. Whatever. What for?
Beau: Seriously? You’re going to use sloppy English in a time like this?
Me: (sigh) What is it you’d like to talk to me about in this audience you are demanding Sir Beau?
Beau: Did you just roll your eyes at me?
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