Me: Beaumont. What are you doing?
Beau: Waiting for Uncle Jim.
Me: It’s noon Beau. Dinner’s at 6.
Beau: I’m a dawg. Time is inconsequential.
Me: In that case, you’re in for a long wait.
Beau: Like Vladimir and Estragon, I wait.
Me: Ummm…. Beau. They were characters in a play. You’re here in real life.
Beau: You of all people Louise, should know life is a stage.
Me: Oh dawg! Are you going to quote Shakespeare now? Please don’t.
Beau: Would you prefer I quote from Waiting for Godawgt?
Me: It’s Waiting for Godot, Beau.
Beau: Not if you’re a dawg.
Me: Can we please just have a normal conversation?
Beau: Louise. You’re having a conversation with a dawg. What’s normal about that?
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