For a dog, (aka Beaumont) all you need to do to find life’s balance is spent time with those you Love.
A Life Lesson from Beaumont
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Category Archives: Sundays with Beaumont
Why so serious? (an SWB post)
You can’t buy me Love.
Yes, the title of this post is the name of a song by the Beetles.
It’s also the name of a movie.
And, it’s true. At least, you can’t buy true love – and a dog’s love? Well, it’s just not for sale.
Sundays with Beaumont
Over at Beaumont the Sheepadoodle’s blog today he shares the story of getting a $250 fine — and how it’s time to stage a rebellion.
He’s definitely a special boy!
You can read it HERE
Let Your Heart Beat Wild
Beau and I are switching up his Sunday blog.
He feels that sharing his dawggone wisdom is necessary in this messy world.
So… we are!
Enjoy!
The No. 1 Rule (An SWB post)
Me: So…. I suppose you think that’s pretty clever…
Beaumont: What’s that?
Me: The toy you’ve torn apart.
Beau: What toy?
Me: The one between your paws.
Beau: It wasn’t a toy Louise.
Me: It wasn’t?
Beau: No!!! It was a pesky marauding invader masquerading as a stuffed sheep. I killed it dead so it wouldn’t infest our home with its nefarious ways.
To read the rest and learn how a torn-up toy becomes a lesson in following the No. 1 Rule, click HERE.
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH is not a word (An SWB post)
I awoke in the middle of the night to hot-stinky breath in my face and a whole lot of panting. It wasn’t C.C….. 🙂 The wind was blowing. Beaumont was pacing…. AAARRRGGGHHHH
Me: Beau. Wake-up. It’s time to go to the park.
Beaumont: Shhhh. I’m sleeping.
Me: What’s with you. You always want to go to the park.
Beau: Did you hear that wind last night? Vicious. I had to pace and keep watch just in case.
Me: Actually you didn’t. You could have just slept through it.
Beau: Then who would have protected you?
Me: Ummm… protected us from what?
Beau: The wind.
Me: Why do we need protection from the wind?
Beau: Isn’t the more appropriate response, “Thank you.”?
Me: What am I thanking you for?
Beau: I told you. Protecting you from the wind.
Me: And again, I ask…
CLICK HERE to read the rest.
Beau and Waiting for Godot (an SWB post)
Me: Beaumont. What are you doing?
Beau: Waiting for Uncle Jim.
Me: It’s noon Beau. Dinner’s at 6.
Beau: I’m a dawg. Time is inconsequential.
Me: In that case, you’re in for a long wait.
Beau: Like Vladimir and Estragon, I wait.
Me: Ummm…. Beau. They were characters in a play. You’re here in real life.
Beau: You of all people Louise, should know life is a stage.
Me: Oh dawg! Are you going to quote Shakespeare now? Please don’t.
Beau: Would you prefer I quote from Waiting for Godawgt?
Me: It’s Waiting for Godot, Beau.
Beau: Not if you’re a dawg.
Me: Can we please just have a normal conversation?
Beau: Louise. You’re having a conversation with a dawg. What’s normal about that?
Beau hopes you come and read the rest… Just click HERE
Wolves. Apes. and Baseball Pitchers (An SWB Post)
Me: Beau. Why are you sticking your tongue out?
Beau: What of it?
Me: It’s impolite.
Beau: Says who?
Me: Everyone?
Beau: Ahhh…. The ubiquitous everyone.
Me: Wow! That’s a pretty big word for a dawg.
Beau: And that’s pretty condescending, even for you, Louise.
Me: Oh Well… I just meant…
Beau: (interrupting me) I know what you meant Louise and it wasn’t nice.
Me: Right. Sorry.
Beau: I know you’re sorry Louise. You always are. Just like I bet you’re sorry you even brought up the conversation about my tongue sticking out.
To read the rest, do hop on over to Beaumont the Sheepadoodles place! He loves visitors.
Where’s My Birthday Cake? (And SWB post)
It’s my youngest daughter’s 34th birthday. Beau thinks he should get cake. He’s not impressed that I disagree…
Me: Shhhh…. Can’t you see I’m sleeping?
Beau: Can’t you see I’m awake? And if I’m awake, you need to be too! Now get up!
Me: Beau. I took you out at 5 this morning when I first got up.
Beau: So? That was four and a half hours ago and it’s time to go to the park.
Me: It’s Sunday.
Beau: No kidding. Gosh. Is that why my blog’s called, “Sundays with Beaumont”?
Me: Don’t be sarcastic.
Beau: Don’t be lazy. Get up.
To read the rest, please join Beau on his blog: CLICK HERE
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