Me: Beaumont. What are you doing?
Beaumont: The question isn’t what am I doing, it’s, “What aren’t you doing?”
Me: I’ll bite. What aren’t I doing?
Beau: Well, first off, using stupid phrases like, “I’ll bite” with a dawg is something you shouldn’t be doing.
Me: Oh. Right. Sorry. Okay. Just tell me, because I know you will anyway, what aren’t I doing?
Beau: It’s pretty obvious. What day is today?
Me: I’ll bi.. Oops. Sorry. It’s Monday.
Beau: Big enough hint for you?
Me: It’s Easter Monday?
Beau: Doesn’t matter what kind of Monday it is. It’s Monday. Writing my blog on Monday is a dereliction of your duties.
Me: I was busy yesterday.
Beau: Right. Painting silly little bunnies for your dinner guests on Zoom.
Me: It was important. I wanted everyone to feel like we were all still celebrating together. And I always make placecards for dinner.
Beau: Hmmm…. I don’t remember seeing one with my name on it.
Me: You’re a dawg, not a bunny.
Beau: Excuse me? And your guests are…
Please join Beau on his blog today to read the rest. He’ll be delighted to see you at Sundays with Beaumont. And yes, I know. It’s Monday.