For a dog, (aka Beaumont) all you need to do to find life’s balance is spent time with those you Love.
Beau and I are switching up his Sunday blog.
He feels that sharing his dawggone wisdom is necessary in this messy world.
So… we are!
I awoke in the middle of the night to hot-stinky breath in my face and a whole lot of panting. It wasn’t C.C….. 🙂 The wind was blowing. Beaumont was pacing…. AAARRRGGGHHHH
Me: Beau. Wake-up. It’s time to go to the park.
Beaumont: Shhhh. I’m sleeping.
Me: What’s with you. You always want to go to the park.
Beau: Did you hear that wind last night? Vicious. I had to pace and keep watch just in case.
Me: Actually you didn’t. You could have just slept through it.
Beau: Then who would have protected you?
Me: Ummm… protected us from what?
Beau: The wind.
Me: Why do we need protection from the wind?
Beau: Isn’t the more appropriate response, “Thank you.”?
Me: What am I thanking you for?
Beau: I told you. Protecting you from the wind.
Me: And again, I ask…
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Beau doesn’t believe a picture says a thousand words so he had to add to his holiday photo with a whole bunch of words about how he’s so grateful for all of you! (He also wasn’t too impressed that I put a Santa had on his head but hey! I’m the one in control of the keyboard! 🙂 )
Please do come and share in his Christmas joy – it’s all on the blog today!
Just click this link to read his
weird charming message!
Hey Peeps! It’s me Beaumont! And I’m so confused. I’m in need of some impartial hooman guidance. So…. tell me I’m not out of line. Tell me I’m being real considerate ’cause honest, I understand why they’ve gone off for two weeks without me, but I do draw the line at Louise putting photos of some other dawggone dawg on my here blog!
It’s called, Sundays with Beaumont for a reason.
It’s my blog. My place to reign supreme, to be Top Dawg, Beaumont the Magnificent, the King of this here digital domaine!
But hey. I’m magnificent and generous. Right? So…
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Thanks peeps. Beaumont the magnificently magnanimous…
Beaumont: So…. when are you going to get straight with me and tell me about the change in plans Louise?
Me: Oh dear. You heard.
Beau: Hello! I have ears. How could I not have heard. You’re telling the world. Except me of course.
Me: I didn’t want to upset you.
Beau: So… how is not being straight with me not upsetting?
Me: I figured when the time came you’d be ready.
To read more on how Beaumont the Sheepadoodle — ooops Beaumont the Magnificently Magnanimous Sheepadoodle — sets me straight… do come join him on his blog today. He loves company.
Beaumont: Louise! Louise!…. you dead?
Me: No Beau. I’m in Savasana pose.
Beau: You look it.
Me: What’s that supposed to mean?
Beau: It ain’t called ‘the corpse pose’ for nothing Louise
Me: Oh wow. You know that?
Beau: You know Yoga was invented by dogs. Right?
To find out how join Beau on his blog today! He’s a real master at telling the story… his way! You know what to do… just click HERE…
Me: Beaumont. We need to talk.
Beau: I’m busy.
Beau: Yah. Yah. Yah. Whatever.
Me: Beaumont. This is serious.
Beau: Taking me to the groomers and inflicting all that brushing and fluffing on me is serious Louise. If what you wanna talk about is what I think you wanna talk about, well that’s not serious. It’s just dawgie nature.
Me: Catching a squirrel isn’t serious?
I ‘accidentally’ go for a walk at River Park. without Beau.
He is not impressed.He hopes you join him on his blog today to commiserate and offer your sympathy.
And yes. It is. As always. All my fault. Sigh.
He hopes you join him on his blog today — he’s looking for sympathy. 🙂
You Did What?
Beau: So… let me get this straight. You went for a walk with Jane. Without me.
Me: It wasn’t intentional Beau. I just sort of happened.
Beau: Then explain to me how this ‘just sort of happened’ walk happened.
Me: Well, I was dropping off your Christmas gift for Uncle Al and..
Beau: (interrupting me) Wait! What do you mean you were dropping of MY gift for Uncle Al?
Me: Remember. I ordered it in November and it just finally arrived last week? You wanted him to get it didn’t you? Someone had to take it to him.
Beau: Without me.
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