Beaumont: Louise. I’m confused.
Me: Oh dear. What now Beau?
Beau: Excuse me, but that is not an appropriate response to my comment.
Me: What? You’re the comment police now?
Beau: No. But I do serve as your conscience.
Me: (sigh) I don’t need you to ‘serve’ as my conscience Beau. I’ve capable of doing that myself.
Beau: Well if that were the case, you wouldn’t act so unconscionably at times now would you?
Me: Oh Dawg. Can’t you ever give me a break?
Do come and read the rest on Sundays with Beaumont! He really wants you to take a break! 🙂