Beaumont: Louise. I’m confused.
Me: Oh dear. What now Beau?
Beau: Excuse me, but that is not an appropriate response to my comment.
Me: What? You’re the comment police now?
Beau: No. But I do serve as your conscience.
Me: (sigh) I don’t need you to ‘serve’ as my conscience Beau. I’ve capable of doing that myself.
Beau: Well if that were the case, you wouldn’t act so unconscionably at times now would you?
Me: Oh Dawg. Can’t you ever give me a break?
Do come and read the rest on Sundays with Beaumont! He really wants you to take a break! 🙂
Me: Beaumont. We need to talk.
Beau: I’m busy.
Beau: Yah. Yah. Yah. Whatever.
Me: Beaumont. This is serious.
Beau: Taking me to the groomers and inflicting all that brushing and fluffing on me is serious Louise. If what you wanna talk about is what I think you wanna talk about, well that’s not serious. It’s just dawgie nature.
Me: Catching a squirrel isn’t serious?
To read the rest of Beau’s misadventure with a squirrel, click HERE to go to Sundays with Beaumont (I know! A dawg with a blog! Imagine! 🙂 ) He hopes to see you there!
I ‘accidentally’ go for a walk at River Park. without Beau.
He is not impressed.He hopes you join him on his blog today to commiserate and offer your sympathy.
And yes. It is. As always. All my fault. Sigh.
He hopes you join him on his blog today — he’s looking for sympathy. 🙂
You Did What?
Beau: So… let me get this straight. You went for a walk with Jane. Without me.
Me: It wasn’t intentional Beau. I just sort of happened.
Beau: Then explain to me how this ‘just sort of happened’ walk happened.
Me: Well, I was dropping off your Christmas gift for Uncle Al and..
Beau: (interrupting me) Wait! What do you mean you were dropping of MY gift for Uncle Al?
Me: Remember. I ordered it in November and it just finally arrived last week? You wanted him to get it didn’t you? Someone had to take it to him.
Beau: Without me.
To read the rest, click HERE
There’s a new conversation over at Beaumont the Sheepadoodles blog this morning.
He was kind of ticked off I went away. Again. And by the fact I missed posting last Sunday!
I hope you join him in his witty repartee and clever ways of always winning every conversation!
Click HERE to read.