Me: Beau. Why are you sticking your tongue out?
Beau: What of it?
Me: It’s impolite.
Beau: Says who?
Beau: Ahhh…. The ubiquitous everyone.
Me: Wow! That’s a pretty big word for a dawg.
Beau: And that’s pretty condescending, even for you, Louise.
Me: Oh Well… I just meant…
Beau: (interrupting me) I know what you meant Louise and it wasn’t nice.
Me: Right. Sorry.
Beau: I know you’re sorry Louise. You always are. Just like I bet you’re sorry you even brought up the conversation about my tongue sticking out.
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