Beaumont tells me I’m taking myself too seriously.
I tell him that’s just not true.
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Why so serious? (an SWB post)
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About What You Said — a Sundays with Beaumont post
Beaumont: I think this is my good side. What do you think?
Me: I don’t think you have a bad side, Beau.
Beau: Nice response Louise. But that’s not what you said the other day.
Me: Oh. What did I say the other day?
Beau: You said, I’m getting old.
Me: I think it was about maturing Beau. I think what I said was you’re becoming a much more mature dog.
Beau: You said, I’m almost 7 and in human years that makes me 49 and that’s getting old.
Beau hopes you come join him on his BLOG today — he’s got a lot to say about ageing and being present in the now…
Me: Beaumont. What are you doing?
Beau: Sitting.
Me: On my lap.
Beau: My… you are observant Louise.
Me: It’s kind of hard not to be. You’re too big and heavy to be a lapdog.
Beau: I ain’t heavy. I’m your brother.
Me: Right. And it’s a long, long road with many a winding turn.
Beau: You got it Louise! I’m no burden to bear.
Me: Beau… why are you quoting the lyrics of a ’70s song you’ve never even heard before?
To read the rest of this post, and to discover why Beau thinks he really is a lapdog, please join him on his blog today – click HERE
Is That Sarcasm I Taste? (a SWB post)
I have been baking breads and cookies, pies and Foccacia but the one thing I haven’t baked, which Beaumont had to remind me of today, is dawgie biscuits. Oh Dawg. I’m in trouble now!
Join Beaumont on his blog, Sundays with Beaumont, and find out just how much trouble I’m in, not just because of the lack of doggie biscuits but also because of my sarcasm.
You can find the conversation HERE.
Not Again – An SWB blog
I’m in Vancouver for my grandson’s second birthday and haven’t got time to blog!
Here’s an excerpt from Beaumont the Sheepadoodle’s Sundays with Beaumont blog — click on the link at the bottom to read the rest — he will be very, very grateful for any support you can give him!
Not Again!
Hello? Anybody there? Ya. It’s me. Beaumont. On my own. She’s done it. Again. Taken off for parts unknown and left me behind.
Sigh. What’s a dawg to do to get a little attention around here? Like I lay on top of her in an effort to keep her warm. I follow her all over the house so she doesn’t feel lonely. I fetch the ball for her so she can get some exercise. I even drop my dumps so she can pick them up (bending over is good for older folks (know what I mean?), though why she’d want to keep them in those little baggies is beyond this dawg’s ken. Seriously? What is with that?
Hoomans can be so weird but hey! She’s my hooman and I do love her. But dawg oh dawg. Does she have to keep deserting me like this? She said it’s only for five days but seriously? Do the math lady. In dawg years that’s a whole month!
To read the rest…. click HERE:
See you next week.
We Interrupt This Blog For A DawgPaw Post
We interrupt regular programming on this blog for a Special Announcement.
This blog is temporarily under the control of a 4-year-old (almost 5!) Sheepadoodle named Beaumont.
His human is still in bed. Still! And he has taken measures into his own paws to get his story told.
We will return to regular programming tomorrow. (When ‘she’ gets out of bed!
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Psst! It’s me. Beaumont the Sheepadoodle.
I’ve had to sneak here onto my mom’s blog because she has (once again) not posted on my blog on Sunday!
I mean, really. What’s with these humans? Can’t they tell time?
Come to think of it, if they can’t do math, how can they do time?
Like. Seriously. They’ve got this weird formula for dog years that uses x7 to compare a dog to a human. When really, a dog’s age isn’t about how old we are. It’s all about how wise and by a dog’s calculations, we are a gazillion times wiser than our human counterparts, no matter their age.
Take my blog posts for instance. ‘She’ thinks it’s okay to miss a Sunday when I know, it’s not. My readers have expectations of me and she keeps letting them down, and everyone knows, it’s not wise to let humans down. They’re fickle that way. Let them down once and, well, given their penchant for distraction and immediate gratification… well let’s just say they’ve got the attention span of… a human! Short. Temperamental. Easily distracted!
Not like us Dawgs.
We’re loyal and steadfast.
We don’t go find some other human to amuse us just because we’ve been disappointed (again) by your human frailties.
No. We stay true. You can count on us to be there in every kind of weather, in your every kind of mood.
So… back to my blog.
She missed Sunday.
Again.
Says it’s something to do with being tired.
You ask me, I think it’s more about being human. You know. That attention span thingie. She’s got Christmas on her mind and well, let’s just say, the human mind can’t think more than one thought at a time.
Not like us Dawgs. We can think many things at once and still, never lose our focus on what matters most. — Doing everything in our power to bring happiness and joy to our humans.
Like the pic of me with the ball in the bed.
I know. I know.
She’s got some rule about no balls on the bed. (She also had a rule about Dawgs on the bed but I fixed that one real fast. Know what I mean?
Right. So. Back to the ball on the bed.
It was just a hint. Like you know, the way advertisers put images of nachos and cheese and all sorts of foods you know you shouldn’t be eating because you just had dinner but there you go, jumping into your car, racing to the grocery store, raiding the junk food aisles without a thought to your arteries or waistline.
Short attention span. Am I right?
Forget about the diet. The gym. The promise to yourself to eat healthy. You saw those folks on the screen looking beautiful and svelte eating all that junkie stuff and wham! You’re hooked.
Well, the ball was my attention-grabbing trick to get her to get up and stop feeling so sorry for herself and play with me instead.
Well folks….
To find out what happens next, please join me on my blog: Sundays With Beaumont. (It’s way more interesting than the touchy-feely human stuff she always writes about!)
All you have to do is scroll down to the red highlighted line to pick up right where you left off here!
I hope to see you there! Just click on the link — Sundays With Beaumont.
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